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So I'm driving to work, two trucks in the lanes I pull over to the inside third lane, follow a van to get around the semi trucks. Next thing I know, this yellow dodge with a hood scoop and bee in the grille is on my ass. No biggie I say...wonder if it's an SRT-10 or something.

I figure he wants to play...

So we finally get around the semi's, I pull into the middle lane at about 80, the dodge is glued to my rear bumper so I'm like ok, but there's another semi in front of me, I change lanes to the inside again, he goes to the outside and gets on it. So as I clear the semi, still doing about 80, waiting to see what the dodge does, well, he's making a move, so i nail it and start reeling him in, about the time I'm getting to his driver side door, he pulls into my lane...he must not have noticed he was getting his ass stomped. So I lay on the horn and brakes to keep him from hitting my passenger side, which really pissed me off, then I let him have it. He was now in the inside lane, I flew into the middle lane, pulled around his dumb ass, which I think pissed him off, got in front of him and slammed the brakes on. He went into the other lane and got on it so I did it again.

Damn near missed my exit to flick that son of a bitch off, but I made sure he got one good finger to show him hopw much of an ass he was...and a slow one at that.

Oh, it wasn't an SRT either, just a POS hemi with an attitude.

Guess he won't f'k with anymore SS's. Must have sucked for him to think he was a bad ass and then get beat down by a family car.

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So I'm driving to work, two trucks in the lanes I pull over to the inside third lane, follow a van to get around the semi trucks. Next thing I know, this yellow dodge with a hood scoop and bee in the grille is on my ass. No biggie I say...wonder if it's an SRT-10 or something.

I figure he wants to play...

So we finally get around the semi's, I pull into the middle lane at about 80, the dodge is glued to my rear bumper so I'm like ok, but there's another semi in front of me, I change lanes to the inside again, he goes to the outside and gets on it. So as I clear the semi, still doing about 80, waiting to see what the dodge does, well, he's making a move, so i nail it and start reeling him in, about the time I'm getting to his driver side door, he pulls into my lane...he must not have noticed he was getting his ass stomped. So I lay on the horn and brakes to keep him from hitting my passenger side, which really pissed me off, then I let him have it. He was now in the inside lane, I flew into the middle lane, pulled around his dumb ass, which I think pissed him off, got in front of him and slammed the brakes on. He went into the other lane and got on it so I did it again.

Damn near missed my exit to flick that son of a bitch off, but I made sure he got one good finger to show him hopw much of an ass he was...and a slow one at that.

Oh, it wasn't an SRT either, just a POS hemi with an attitude.

Guess he won't f'k with anymore SS's. Must have sucked for him to think he was a bad ass and then get beat down by a family car.

:fu: :asshole:
Nice kill. :cheers1: Sounds like he was driving a Rumble Bee and was pissed because he got spanked. Most of those guys think their trucks are the shit but, the only Daimler/Chrysler trucks I give a second thought to is the Ram SRT10 or the GC SRT8. The cars are a different story altogether.
 

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The only people on earth that are as hard headed as the Titan owners.
No, the Armada drivers are just as hard headed. I had one almost hit me on the highway about a month ago. He tried me on the highway and I punch and was walking alway from his dumb ass when he decides to squeeze his truck into my lane, along with mine. Had I not look in my drivers door mirror and seen what this idiot was doing, we would have swapped paint.(his right front fender with my left rear). BTW we were approaching 90 mph when this happened. I just happened to be at an exit ramp and had to take it, to keep this fucking jerk from hitting me. I shot him the single finger salute as I exited. :asshole:

Didn't mean to hijack your thread but, I had to say something about that asshole.
 

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No, the Armada drivers are just as hard headed. I had one almost hit me on the highway about a month ago. He tried me on the highway and I punch and was walking alway from his dumb ass when he decides to squeeze his truck into my lane, along with mine. Had I not look in my drivers door mirror and seen what this idiot was doing, we would have swapped paint.(his right front fender with my left rear). BTW we were approaching 90 mph when this happened. I just happened to be at an exit ramp and had to take it, to keep this fucking jerk from hitting me. I shot him the single finger salute as I exited. :asshole:

Didn't mean to hijack your thread but, I had to say something about that asshole.
I know what you mean, I was tooling along the interstate about 80 one day and rolled up on a bitch in her Armada and what looked like her husband in the passenger side. She sped up and gave me a dirty look, shook her head no, and mouthed, "you ain't passing me". I just eased into the gas and she stayed beside me. As we passed 100 they both started looking at me funny. I guess they thought I would hit the limiter at 95.:rofl: As we got to 110, I knew they were about done as the limiter on the Nissans are 106-112. When I heard the engine shut off on them I just waved bye bye :fist: and rolled her up to 120 and moved over in front. I would have just floored it and killed them, but I don't like doing that with the bass boat on the back. Kinda hard on the tranny you know.
 

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I know what you mean, I was tooling along the interstate about 80 one day and rolled up on a bitch in her Armada and what looked like her husband in the passenger side. She sped up and gave me a dirty look, shook her head no, and mouthed, "you ain't passing me". I just eased into the gas and she stayed beside me. As we passed 100 they both started looking at me funny. I guess they thought I would hit the limiter at 95.:rofl: As we got to 110, I knew they were about done as the limiter on the Nissans are 106-112. When I heard the engine shut off on them I just waved bye bye :fist: and rolled her up to 120 and moved over in front. I would have just floored it and killed them, but I don't like doing that with the bass boat on the back. Kinda hard on the tranny you know.
:rofl::You did that with the bass boat behind you. Bet nobody driving a GC SRT8 could do that!!! :biggrin2:l
 

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I know what you mean, I was tooling along the interstate about 80 one day and rolled up on a bitch in her Armada and what looked like her husband in the passenger side. She sped up and gave me a dirty look, shook her head no, and mouthed, "you ain't passing me". I just eased into the gas and she stayed beside me. As we passed 100 they both started looking at me funny. I guess they thought I would hit the limiter at 95.:rofl: As we got to 110, I knew they were about done as the limiter on the Nissans are 106-112. When I heard the engine shut off on them I just waved bye bye :fist: and rolled her up to 120 and moved over in front. I would have just floored it and killed them, but I don't like doing that with the bass boat on the back. Kinda hard on the tranny you know.

damn thats a good one
 

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Nice kill. :cheers1: Sounds like he was driving a Rumble Bee and was pissed because he got spanked. Most of those guys think their trucks are the shit but, the only Daimler/Chrysler trucks I give a second thought to is the Ram SRT10 or the GC SRT8. The cars are a different story altogether.

Your right, it was a rumble bee, saw him this morning on the way in again. And...he was driving like an ass, riding everyones bumper and cutting everyone off. What a dick.

Here's the really funny part...he took the same turn off I did, so I made a point to get ahead of him again.

What's even funnier: I almost missed my turn off blowing him off the road on Friday morning, so he definitely missed his turn off, which meant he had to drive all the way to St. Augustine to catch the next exit to turn around, which is a good 30-40 mile round trip back.

Made me feel good when I realized the dumb ass worked himself up enough to have to drive that far out of the way. :boff:
 

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must be something with the nissan drivers.. i know 2 guys at work that have armadas and both think they can run with my truck lol... one interupted a conversation between a friend with a low 12 (if he could drive mid 11) second SRT4 and myself to say he "thinks the armada he has would put up a pretty good race" with mine... now mind you this is a conversation in which we discuss how I can get my truck down to 12.0's.... maybe he needs to borrow my dashhawk to see what his truck runs? lol
 

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must be something with the nissan drivers.. i know 2 guys at work that have armadas and both think they can run with my truck lol... one interupted a conversation between a friend with a low 12 (if he could drive mid 11) second SRT4 and myself to say he "thinks the armada he has would put up a pretty good race" with mine... now mind you this is a conversation in which we discuss how I can get my truck down to 12.0's.... maybe he needs to borrow my dashhawk to see what his truck runs? lol
Just catch himn on the way into work or to lunch one day. There will be no further argument.
 

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Just catch himn on the way into work or to lunch one day. There will be no further argument.
Spank his ass like his grandma should have and send his ass to bed with no dinner.

Some of the guys driving Titan's/Armada's think they can run with muscle just because they can fit magnaflow and flowmaster mufflers on them. It's a novelty to them because they've never heard that kind of noise coming from a Nissan. It has given many of them a false sense of hope.

I say :biteme:
 

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if it aint a SRT-10 I wont waste my gas. Ill stay at a cruise and not look twice..........Unless they get nasty in which case Ill destroy them without mercy! If they get dangerous I will not hesitate to run they ass off the road. Good shit BBA! Nice slaughter!! :)
 
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